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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert? During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes."

"What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!"

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."

"Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos"

"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"

"Ghost cat: how'd you die? Ghost dog: i bit a guy that ran over my best pal and they put me down GC: i got hit by a car GD: I know GC: ilu"

"Is ""blowjob"" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards."

"What is a nudist's favourite alcoholic drink? A daiquiri."

"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"

"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."