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Joke of the Day

"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."

"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"

"How does a Jew make beer? He brews."

"A suicide bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines.... ....he hit the jackpot, and now he's all over the place."

"You should not vaccinate your children. Get a health care professional to do it."

"The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?"

"Guys joking about chemical weapons isn't funny. Syriasly."

"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, so am I"

"original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt... They called him the Wholly Salty Sea."