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Joke of the Day

"A suicide bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines.... ....he hit the jackpot, and now he's all over the place."

"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"

"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I'll decide what is ""fresh"" and ""natural"" and ""like a real girl"" thank you very much"

"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"

"tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again."

"I saw a refrigerator call a cab once Guess he was tired of running."

"How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor"

"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"