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Joke of the Day

"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"

"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."

"Curve Men like women with curves Women like men with class I like classes with curves"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? (NSFW) You can keep the tip..."

"I seriously thought the slang phrase 'This place is 'crackalackin!', actually meant 'This place is lacking white people'."

"I was curious what happens after you die, so I asked an accountant. The accountant responded, ""form 706""."

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"What do you call a very large number of bad people? [nsfw] A Cuntry."

"What causes German Earthquakes? Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out"

"I wanted to make my racing snail faster.. So I took off its shell. If anything it became a lot more sluggish."