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Joke of the Day

"I seriously thought the slang phrase 'This place is 'crackalackin!', actually meant 'This place is lacking white people'."

"What is Dwight Schrute's hometown? Nanda Parbeets."

"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."

"Whats the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? The police horse has an extra asshole on its back. :>"

"What do Africans eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."

"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Are you kidding me?"" ""That's another way of saying it, I guess, yeah"""

"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"

"What happens when you give an Autobot a blowjob? The power goes out."

"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"