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Joke of the Day

"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."

"Does /r/Jokes know any good braces jokes/puns?"

"The average Canadian couple says ""sorry"" 112 times in their wedding vows"

"What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge? ""No, Woman, no pie."""

"What would you call a restaurant for anorexics? The Empty Plate..."

"Poor Brain... It got to named itself, but was dyslexic, so Brian it was not."

"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."

"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."

"One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?"

"A Chick, A 1% and A Black Guy walk into a Bar and ask: ""What time is the next debate?"""