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Joke of the Day
"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."
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"[quietly opens a beer] Funeral Director: seriously?! Me: oh sorry [reaches into cooler and hands him one]"
"All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave me some very unrealistic expectations."
"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"
"4 y.o: I used the potty. Can I have a treat? Me: No. You always go in the potty 4: I can stop Me: Apparently I negotiate with terrorists"
"What did one sperm say to the other? How are we gonna find an egg in all this shit?!"
"Just tell me which one is wrong! The user ID or the password???"
"What's the difference Donald Trump and my Vagina? One's a Cunt and the other has nice hair."
"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."
"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"