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Joke of the Day
"Curve Men like women with curves Women like men with class I like classes with curves"
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"Here's a promise - if a scuba shop is within sprinting distance of the ocean and they let me try stuff on I'm not paying for a damn thing."
"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark."
"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"
"The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma."""
"I can turn anything into a boomerang just by throwing it straight up"
"What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future? The iPhone Ayyyye-t"
"ME: hi handsome, is this seat taken? BUS DRIVER: yes, but you could literally sit anywhere else"
"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture of Jesus only needs *one nail* to hold it up."