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Joke of the Day
"Curve Men like women with curves Women like men with class I like classes with curves"
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"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"
"I don't drink water, unless it's been through a brewery first."
"She doesn't follow Newton's law I give her a stare but she doesn't give me an equal and opposite reaction"
"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."
"My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) So he said ""then throw down a beat"""
"The teacher asked what comes after the number 69... The student replies, ""Mouthwash."""
"People who won Darwin Awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking"
"Therapist: Do you have any regrets? Me: Well, this one time Therapist [pinches bridge of nose] Other than buying fat-free salad dressing."
"""What should we call ourselves?"" How about 22 pilots? ""Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots"" 21 pilots? ""Omg"""