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Joke of the Day
"If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty."
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"Tip of the day: When there's a will...find a way to be in it!"
"What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*"
"Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
"Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically? Goes better with their eyes."
"What's the best thing about being a Shemale Can participate in mixed doubles alone"
"What's worse than waking up at a party with a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"Went to my daughters netball match this weekend What a semi"
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"You should be proud of who you are! Unless you're a straight white male."