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Joke of the Day
"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."
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"If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my pitch ain't one. I apologize in advance."
"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."
"Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex."
"A zombie walks into a bar and asks for a shot. It was a 12 gauge."
"What do you call a drug-addicted vampire? Crackula"
"Girl, did you take a massage therapy course at a community college with questionable credentials? Because you're rubbing me the wrong way."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."
"What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."
"My social life."