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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot."
Next Joke
"Q: Why did the comedian do time? A: Is it cause his jokes killed? (Nope, one in ten dead)"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects."
"Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! Stop eating me! Aghhghhh...ah..a...bleh."
"I cant English good? I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable."
"[work email] Me: Can I meat the new guy? Boss: Meet? Okay, sure... Me: Great! *hides bag of steaks*"
"Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet"
"Lawyers Q:is it true you charge eache question 500 bucks? A:yes. what's the second question?"
"Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?"
"My therapist said I need to find a new hobby. Besides pissing off therapists."