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Joke of the Day
"I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends."
Next Joke
"Give a man a fish: you just killed a fish. Teach a man to fish: you just killed like a thousand fish"
"It is odd, isn't it, that to get rid of penis enhancement emails .. .. I have to send them to the Junk box."
"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."
"I wrote on my tinder that I'm 5 foot 2 and got no matches. Then I wrote that I'm just 1 foot and now I can pick and choose."
"The problem in general terms is that people suck."
"There is an animal a dog is always trying to find. Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf .."
"If you want to catch a bus you have to *think* like a bus."
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"
"""Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again."" (my brain)"