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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"

"Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!"

"Did you hear about the deaf man who was diagnosed with cancer? He didn't."

"I'm uncomfortable with abortion. It gives me cramps."

"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""

"What company makes Nerds? Your mom."

"What do you call a chubby girl that's high? A baked potato."

"Walked out the pub the other night and seen a bloke at the end of the road with a broken down car. I said ""what's the matter mate?"" he said ""piston broke"" I said ""so am I!"" and stumbled home."

"It's true what they say about the cast of the new ghostbusters film. They truly have no dick."

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."