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Joke of the Day

"It is odd, isn't it, that to get rid of penis enhancement emails .. .. I have to send them to the Junk box."

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"I love this hooker. Warts and all."
"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"
"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."
"Im going to make a joke about Polish people They're shiny"
"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."
"Washed up Yo mama is just like yo mama jokes, washed up and old."
"Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot."
"Girls look back at your wedding photos, if you are fatter than that, he is not happy.."
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"