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Joke of the Day

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"[interview] So what's a personal strength? ""Honesty."" And a failing? ""I murder people who don't hire me."""

"What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both can be used to carry vegetables...."

"How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits."

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer! What do you call a blind deer without legs? Still no eye deer!"

"What happened when the gay guy put a nicoderm patch on his wiener? He cut down to two butts a day"

"ALL THE GAYS ON AN ISLAND My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'"

"Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!"

"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"