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Joke of the Day

"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"

"call a man vandor of water die because of thirsty"

"I just put a girl in the hospital. I'm in charge of hiring new nurses."

"Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes."

"Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child? Because two wongs don't make a white."

"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"

"Dear Santa, Last year you gave me a sweater for Christmas. This year I would prefer a Moaner or a Screamer."

"1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'"

"Just looked at the bottom of this can of whoopass. It's expired."

"Complementing a mustache should be a good thing I don't know why she took it as an insult. Edit: *compliment. I knew something seemed weird"