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Joke of the Day

"Depression isn't officially on the menu at Taco Bell, but it comes with every meal Truth"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."

"Smartphones don't prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree."

"Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common? They were both inside a whale."

"What's the difference between a box of dead babys and a Lamborghini The Lamborghini isn't in my garage covered in a tarp"

"What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow? Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!"

"I'm thinking of maybe giving up on my Olympic dream."

"Last night a movie theater was robbed of $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a pack of skittles."

"A hipster burnt his tongue Drinking coffee before it was cool."

"Why does Helium go up? Because the floors Argon."