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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of maybe giving up on my Olympic dream."

"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."

"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""

"I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, ""Not overly racist."""

"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"

"Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again."

"What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? Both have a wet nose."

"A hipster burnt his tongue Drinking coffee before it was cool."

"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. He also says ""Tremendous"", ""Sad"", and ""Pathetic""."

"They call me the pussy destroyer. I run the best Asian restaurant around."