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Joke of the Day

"What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow? Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!"

"What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede."

"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"

"Why You Shouldn't Drink Toilet Water There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water: Number 1. Number 2."

"If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old... Your just crispy. "

"Lovers joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"If Trump had a brick for every lie Hillary has said He'd be able to build the wall for free."

"Give a man a jacket He will be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket, he will never leave the house."

"I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop."

"What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That's my story and I'm sticking to it."