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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay chemist? Homogeneous."
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"She ate poison! We have to make her vomit! [everyone looks at me] [i roll my eyes and start getting naked]"
"Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache... suddenly she's not your friend anymore?"
"2016: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to get elected."" 2017: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to put that policy into place."" 2018: ""Might as well tune into the Hunger Games tonight..."""
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off ;)"
"What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest? Stand up!"
"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."
"Donald Trump is getting back into the air travel industry... He's launching...Receding Hairlines"
"I tried smoking mushrooms today.. ..but the pizza sauce kept putting the lighter out."
"How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping? An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel."