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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? because it didnt want to swim in the hot chocolate"
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"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""
"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."
"Why do so many Asians wear glasses? All that squinting gives them astigmatism"
"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."
"[NSFW] MY wife walked in on me fucking my daughter... I wasn't sure if she was surprised by the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus..."
"2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room? 1 and 3/5ths"
"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"
"You should need a license to be that ugly."