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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."

"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."

"The last time you got a piece of ass... Was when your fingers slipped through the toilet paper."

"Why is the twin towers and gender the same. There used to be two of them but now it's to offensive to talk about."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In the kitchen."

"So I heard Tiger Woods changed his name.. To Cheetah"

"How do you make holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it."

"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"

"[pharmacy] ""I'd like a refill for this bottle of pills"" PHARMACIST: Would you like childproof? ""No thanks, I already believe in children"""