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"what's the male equivolent of a widow? Free"
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"Arguing w him is like playing Pictionary w/ the person who draws one weird little shape and just keeps circling it over and over and over."
"""Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?"" ""Trick question. Lemmy IS God.""-Air Heads RIP Lemmy."
"My favorite brand of cider is Dicken's. My wife also loves Dicken's cider. ( )"
"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."
"Sex is like ping pong. I suck at it."
"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . Got a problem with that?"
"So apparently when a woman asks what you're looking for in a relationship, ""a way out"" isn't the right answer."
"Me: Mum was I adopted? Mum: Yes, but they gave you back"
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"