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Joke of the Day

"In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads."

"Does killing time damage eternity?"

"Why are condoms transparent?"

"What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging."

"What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist"

"The only good part about choking to death on Teddy Grahams is your family can technically say you were killed by bears. Which sounds cool."

"a girl poop says to a boy poop ""ew, did you just fart?"" ""no we both smell like shit remember cause were poops"""

"Joey the marsupial applied for a job to eat eucalyptus leaves all day. However, he was declined due to his lack of koalafications."

"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"

"AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!"