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Joke of the Day
"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"
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"A guy pick up a woman Then he puts her down"
"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."
"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""
"Give me a T! ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Oh, fuck it. I'll go to another cafe."""
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!!"
"What do you mean I can't change the past? *logs on to Wikipedia*"
"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""
"The man asks ""Are you working hard today?"" Worker: Oh I'm working about as much they pay me...a little bit every 2 weeks"
"Why do so many kids die in high school massacres? Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors"