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Joke of the Day

"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"

"An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: ""thanks for the Baghdad"""

"If I've learned anything from online dating sites it's that all the single women are on top of mountains."

"Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is ""Jurassic Park"""

"If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn."

"Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer? So he could say he wore it before it was cool."

"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."

"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."

"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"

"Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious."