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Joke of the Day
"What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it? An outlet"
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"*pulls knife out of back* *selfies with it*"
"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."
"How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor."
"Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator"
"If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you Instagram it?"
"I cannot even tell you how huge my penis is Doctors have tried their most powerful microscopes to find it, with no success so far"
"I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction recently But I'm staying positive because I know it's not going to make life any harder"
"Two roses What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night."