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Joke of the Day

"Dad said he met my stepmom outside a strip club... ""But Dad, you said you met her on a golf course!"" ""Exactly. We weren't inside a strip club."""

"Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."

"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."

"My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks. It appears I've given birth to everything that's wrong with America."

"No thanks Black Friday crowds. I do all my Christmas shopping online in a blind panic, as God intended."

"This one time, a guy duped me... ... but the joke was on him because then he had to deal with two of me."

"As a german I have to ask: You know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."

"""Haha totally man"" - me, after failing to understand someone for a third time."

"""My Heart Mustard Go On"" - Celine Dijon"