84398

Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump always looks like he's trying to apply lip gloss in a rear view mirror."

"It's not that Jake couldn't juggle It's that he didn't have the balls to do it"

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to... ""Get along little doggy"""

"What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest? Ones a pant in the country the others a..."

"Hey, did you hear that I'm dating Carbon Monoxide? They're a little clingy though, it feels like they're suffocating me"

"Did you know, some bees can produce milk? They're called boo-bees."

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."

"Talk to your kids about drugs. Learn which drugs are cool rn. You don't wanna be a nerd parent"

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."

"Owls The worst thing about owls is the way that they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave."