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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest? Ones a pant in the country the others a..."

"What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky"

"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"

"Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader"

"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."

"Where does Ubisoft have the most trouble in school The Division"

"I was thrilled when this beautiful girl came up and asked me for a date. Then I realised it was just because I work at a dried fruit stand."

"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."

"Biden: I think if we just leave a small- Obama: No Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired- Obama: No booby traps, Joe"

"I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London He had a Spockney accent."