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Joke of the Day

"How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The change, if needed, will come from within."

"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."

"What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

"My greatest acting performance is when I check the caller ID, then adopt an air of polite curiosity as I answer the phone ""Hello?"""

"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"

"Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me"

"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!"

"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"

"Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing? Because they have the biggest cow center."

"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."