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Joke of the Day

"How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The change, if needed, will come from within."

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"Mom, can I have another piece of pecan pie? ""You mean MAY, not CAN"" Ok, mom can I have another piece of pemay pie?"
"A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave? ""Nah I'ma stay"""
"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"
"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"
"Cop to driver: ""How high are you?"" Driver to cop: ""No, no, no. You're supposed to say 'Hi, how are you?'"""
"In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm surrounding my house with treadmills."
"Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat."
"Those magical three words you've been waiting so long to hear. Red, or white?"
"I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed."
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