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Joke of the Day

"Gone are the days when I could just jump in the pool fully clothed without thinking twice. Thanks a lot, Steve Jobs."

"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"

"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."

"So Batman skipped church... Call that a Christian Bale"

"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."

"[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it."

"Fallout 4 doesn't come out in Japan until Dec. 17th Which is fair because they got the original fallout 70 years before us"

"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"

"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."

"Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ...."