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Joke of the Day
"How do you prevent alcoholism? Shots."
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"*requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*"
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, Then soviet."
"Living in Switzerland wouldn't be so bad. The flag is a plus."
"exactly 14 yrs ago today, I pointed at a beautiful woman & said ""that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day"" but it turned out to be a lamppost"
"You're so ugly, Scorpion be like, ""Stay over there!"""
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They are making head lines everywhere"
"There's a lot of Arab new mothers lately This must be the new baby boom!"
"Great news! Chipotle is giving out thousands of free burritos tomorrow! That means I'll be seeing thousands of you by this weekend!"
"Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner."