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Joke of the Day
"They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again"
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"I have a condition preventing my going on a successful diet. There's a medical term for it, but in plain language, it's hunger."
"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."
"As an adult, it's exciting to know that I'll soon be old enough to play a high school student on ABC Family."
"My doctor diagnosed me as a delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first ever Reddit gold, stranger!"
"I wear glasses during math, Because it improves division."
"I left my .door file open for too long. It was a .jar."
"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"
"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"
"Make someone's day better by not showing up for work"