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Joke of the Day
"How does a farmer find a sheep in the long grass? Satisfying"
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"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"
"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."
"How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many do you want?"
"I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated."
"Why do men finish first during sex? Because Adam came before Eve!"
"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"
"She promised to teach me wax on, wax off. Only now my chest is bare, I'm frightened of candles, and pretty sure I still don't know karate."
"Did anyone hear how Ellen Degeneres died? She drowned, they found her face down in Ricki Lake"
"Your honor? My client would like to address the court and ruin everything."