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Joke of the Day
"How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA? He was all over his wife at the parade"
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"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."
"How often do you guys close your internet tabs? One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign."
"I was going to grease my mechanic's hand with a $20 bill for the phenomenal job he did but ... he already overcharged me by $200."
"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."
"Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter."
"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"
"Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would if your tail was on fire."
"I hope this magician is good [curtain rises to reveal a man with no goatee] get your coats, children. that man is a fraud."
"Wife just texted me that she is craving Thai... I need a reply"