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Joke of the Day

"Worlds shortest horror story The last man on earth sat alone in a room...... there was a knock on the door..."

"Looks like it's time to start pretending Andy Murray isn't Scottish again..."

"I have a knack for philosophical puns... I guess you could say I have really found my nietzsche."

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."

"If my teachers don't become Ms. Frizzle anytime soon, I will just keep not paying attention."

"It's weird how many of my ancestors were sepia-toned."

"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."

"""Pff, I liked bread before it was sliced."" - Hipster baker."

"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"

"What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified? He gets a little cross."