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Joke of the Day

"everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i probably know the words from drunken bar nights"

"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."

"I always keep a windchime next to the bed so I can brush my fingers across it as my lover climaxes"

"The life of a Dick. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""

"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"

"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"

"I got myself into this mess, and I can get myself further into this mess."

"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"

"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""