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Joke of the Day
"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"
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"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."
"Watched my first porno today... I looked much younger back then."
"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"My friend once told me Never start a joke you can't finish That's why I haven't committed suicide yet"
"Did some Doomsday Prepping today Have enough food for 71 minutes"
"Receptionist at a sperm bank ""Thanks for coming."""
"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."
"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."
"An Irish man left the bar"