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Joke of the Day
"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"
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"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"
"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a bassist? Santa Claus has gifts"
"Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!"
"How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a ""crazy cat lady?"" None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos."
"Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars? Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop."
"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"
"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""
"Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk."