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Joke of the Day

"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."

"You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures? No potato."

"Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital? The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home."

"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"

"Kanye West is now on Twitter. Since he doesn't follow anyone, not only will he not let you finish, he's not gonna let you start, either."

"A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: ""Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live."" The man said: ""Can you do something for me?"" ""Yes,"" he said. ""I'll boil you an egg."""

"Pink Floyd is opening a gay bathhouse that focuses on glory holes They're gonna call it ""Another Prick in the Wall."""

"How do you make a dumb person curious? I'll tell you tomorrow..."

"sexist joke Why is a woman like a condom? Because they both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick."

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."