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Joke of the Day

"What are condoms? Something your worthless fuckup of a father couldn't afford."

"Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99"

"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."

"Overheard this guy say ""I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop."" Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable"

"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"

"An Arab walks in to a bar No one survived the explosion."

"If a man strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown yourself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for ""dailysex""... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for ""dyslexia""."

"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"