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Joke of the Day

"You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream."

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"I'm giving up on the argument... From now on I will pronounce it 'gif'."
"Failed my biology test today... They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."
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"funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary"
"""Whatever you do in bed, Sealy supports it"". Clearly whoever came up with that ad doesn't watch CSI."
"What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds? Government bonds mature over time and earn money"
"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"
"When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy."
"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."