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Joke of the Day
"funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary"
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"barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an ""h"" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach"
"a seemingly perfect utopia immediatley becoms a dystopia when u find out evryone refers to eachother by watever their first email adress was"
"Senior high school picture...they weren't ready http://www.today.com/news/teen-comes-out-closet-hilarious-senior-quote-t25881?cid=par-huffpost-gravity"
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"
"If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have? Someone else's pants on. My grandfathers favorite joke."
"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."
"A gynecologist examines a lesbian... and remarked ""Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"" She replied ""Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"""
"Knock knock who's there Jo Jo who? Jo moms!"
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."