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"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."
"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
"I dated a 21 year old for 3 months before she looked up from her phone and realized I wasn't Tobey Maguire"
"What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke he couldn't bear to stand it."
"Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute."
"Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day."
"Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read.... # **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**"
"What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close? Wonton endangerment."
"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"