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Joke of the Day
"Let's all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren't the same size as us"
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"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"
"A guy walks into a bar holding a dog poop... he says ""hey guys, look what I almost stepped in"""
"Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up? He had a lot of aspirations."
"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."
"What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower? Mint conditioner."
"What happens when you take a joke too far? The 45th President of the United States of America."
"*at waffle house* ""do you want bacon or sausage?"" 'YES'"
"Two ships crashed in the night one ship was carrying red paint the other blue The survivors were marooned"
"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"