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Joke of the Day
"I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. he is a small arms dealer."
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"I accidentally popped your first balloon. The second was my favorite."
"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Never ask someone to promise they'll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. Ask them to promise that the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end."
"What animal is two animals at the same time? The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait."
"Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!"
"What do you call a caboose that changes its gender? A trains-vestite."
"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."
"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""