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"My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues... I'll show him."

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"A little bit of racism Scientists have found that your fingerprints may indicate that you are black or white. For example, if your fingerprints were found at the crime scene, you're probably black."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers"
"Why was the 'P' irate? Because his peg leg made him go 'R'"
"I wrote a horror story using only six words. Donald Trump won the presidential election."
"""Hello welcome to meteorologist school. Please stick your head out of the nearest window and pick your diploma up on your way out."""
"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"
"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."
"Why did the chicken run out of the brothel? Whore moans."