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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"

"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What what?"

"What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring."

"The Avengers all went for dinner. What did Bruce Banner have? HULK'S MASH!"

"Who is the musician's best friend? The drummer!"

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

"A photon walks through a bar"

"What's the difference between... a G-Spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball."

"I do pull ups to get girls... and pull outs to not get one"

"Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line: ""All roads lead to you,"" the singer shakes a fist and yells out ""Take that, Rome!"""