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Joke of the Day

"The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."

"People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher... Well it was just soda-pressing!"

"Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego"

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was offering a buy one get one free sale one day after you already purchased two at regular price."

"We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too"

"When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy... My wife however called them ""wedding vows"""

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."

"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He was told to get a long little doggy..."