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Joke of the Day
"How do feminists get away with murder? They won't let anyone finger them."
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"I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience."
"If I have to Russian again... Soviet."
"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."
"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"
"How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 bar stool? Flip it upside down."
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."
"I just read a list of ""100 things to do before you die."" I'm surprised ""yell for help"" didn't make the list."
"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"
"(x-post from /r/dadjokes) Did you hear about the new ultra-expensive cologne that's for sale? It's called ElonMuskTM"