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Joke of the Day
"Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade. "
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"Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job."
"What did MC Hammer name his son? Arman."
"Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts? Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don't get it, try saying it aloud."
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"
"A Muslim, A Mormon and a Rastafarian walk into a bar... No one does anything"
"How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza."
"So two penguins are sitting in a bathtub... And one says to the other, ""Can you pass the soap?"" and the other says, ""What do I look like, a typewriter?"""
"""would u like some dessert?"" i ask the moose head above the fireplace ""no thanks im stuffed"" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice"