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Joke of the Day
"Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade. "
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"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!"
"With me, it's not PRIDE that comes before a fall. It's half a bottle of vodka and a coffee table that I forgot existed."
"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"
"that I like being lazy more..."
"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia"
"I just want to thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me. It means a great deal."